War on Christmas (2016)

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    This may be sung to the tune of "White Christmas".

I hope we have a war on Christmas,

just like the one we had last year;

with a moron whining and just maligning

coffee cups devoid of Yuletide cheer.

 

Letís all go wage a war on Christmas

and this year letís do it right.

Boycott every Xmas sale in sight

and let NORAD shoot Santa down tonight.

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