Tojo, the Dimwit Warlord

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This is to be sung to the tune of "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer".


Tojo, the dimwit warlord, had a very sneaky plan.

He would attack Hawai’i and add those islands to Japan.


Admiral Yamamoto went into a deep blue funk.

Waking a sleeping giant would simply get his navy sunk.


Then in August ‘45 there came Enola Gay.

She dropped an atom bomb that day and blew a cityscape away.


Now all the Japs are angry: listen to how loud they yell,

"Tojo, the dimwit warlord, we all hope that you burn in Hell!"


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