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Islam is no different from Christianity
at fulfilling people=s needs.
That fact should not surprise us, for they
grew from the same Semitic seeds.
At their best they lead their adherents
to the highest state of the sublime.
At their worst they provide sacred cover
for the most vile kinds of violent crime.
The worst of the worst of these God-obsessed fools
once took over Afghanistan.
They pretended to be doing Allah=s work
and called themselves the Taliban.
They took advantage of a chaotic state,
one that they helped to destroy,
so that their own intolerant doctrine
upon its people they could deploy.
Now adherence to their ways is not an option;
from all citizens they demand it.
And to enforce their blue laws and fatwas
they have sent the obscene Talibandit.
Like the typical dictator=s bully-boy
he=s incapable of being productive.
The only things he knows how to do
are entirely destructive.
Leave him alone I hear some folks say,
we=ve no right to attack his culture.
But those who would leave his victims to their fate
have the morals of a vulture.
No, I don=t believe we should go after him,
but on our criticism we should not skimp,
because the Talibandit, like the typical rapist,
is a crybaby and a wimp.
You know this guy=s not much of a man,
so, yeah, this won=t come as news.
The Talibandit hates all women
the way the Nutzis hated the Jews.
A pussy-boy with a machine gun,
a sissy with a bomb,
an anal-retentive butt-wipe who
murders girls with cool aplomb.
In his hatred he demands that every woman
from the loveliest houri to the ugliest hag
only appear in public places
when hidden inside a bag.
They call the damned thing a burqa
and it=s certainly not meant as a boon.
One western woman who tried it says
it=s like wearing a hot-air balloon.
And he says that girls= names must never appear
on any school=s attendance roll.
He knows that only ignorant and uneducated
women are easy for him to control.
He=s a total moral imbecile
who just doesn=t know wrong from right.
You can hurt his feelings intensely
just by telling him to fly a kite.
So what can give this bozo
the greatest of worldly pleasures?
It=s taking his biggest cannon
and blasting his nations treasures.
But even that=s not good enough.
He just can=t rest, because
he wants to force everyone else
to pretend to believe as he does.
So what pathetic loser
devised this vile caper?
Why it was half-blind Mullah Omar,
Allah=s very own toilet paper.
Perhaps we should allow this guy
to follow his demented instinct,
to continue to wallow in medieval squalor,
until he and his kind go extinct.
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