So Inedible

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    This may be sung to the melody of the Nat King Cole hit "Unforgettable".

So inedible

this funny plant.

To eat this stuff

I simply canít.

Its stems and leaves have such a lousy taste,

to serve it up would be a total waste.

Please take note: it tastes like creosote.

Itís inedible, this plant of death.

The thought of eating just takes my breath.

Thatís why itís so darned incredible

that something thatís just inedible

should be part of such an edible stew.


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