Orson, the Killer Robot

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This may be sung to the melody of "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer".

Orson, the killer robot, came to conquer Earth for Mars.

He rampaged through our cities, stomping trucks and eating cars.


All of the world’s armies couldn’t even make a start.

All their atomic weapons couldn’t take this guy apart.


So one foggy Hallowe’en the Martians called to say,

    "Orson, if you do this right,

    we can conquer Earth tonight."


Now the Martians are in power and they’re crying out with glee,

"Orson, the killer robot, let’s take on the galaxy!"


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