Because of Old Stinky

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This may be sung to the melody of "On Top of Old Smokey".

 

Kicked out of the sauna, I was broken in heart.

My friends turned against me when I blew a fart.

 

We were all sitting naked and steamed half to death.

Then the butt-blabber came out like the Devilís own breath.

 

There was gagging and retching. They were beginning to wheeze.

They got rather hostile Ďcause I cut the cheese.

 

I was pitched out the doorway and into the mud.

The door slammed behind me with a resounding thud.

 

Take heed of my tale and learn what it means.

Thereís a very good reason the Finns donít eat beans.

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