Oh, Holy Shit!

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This may be sung to the melody of "Oh, Holy Night". Yes, it’s as sacrilegious as the flames of Hell, but then, no matter how much we deny it, Hallowe’en is not exactly a Christian holiday.

 

Oh, holy shit! No one can deny it.

This is the day when we’re all going to die.

 

Long spun the world in cosmic peace and quiet

and now a mountain will fall from the sky.

 

An asteroid too big to be deflected

will hit our Earth and ring it like a bell.

 

Now wet your pants!

Oh, see disaster coming!

 

A big asteroid, just like the one that came before.

Just like the one that came so long ago and killed the dinosaurs.

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