Hitler Got Run Over By The Russians

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This may be sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer".

 

Hitler got run over by the Russians

at the end of April ‘forty-five.

His dreams of world conquest lay in ruins.

And few of Himmler’s thugs were still alive.

 

It was just another blitzkrieg

in the June of ‘forty-one.

When Russians saw the panzers coming

they would drop their guns, then turn around and run.

 

Nothing seemed to stop the Wehrmacht

and the Krauts were feeling glad.

Then the Russians went and stopped them

in the little Volga town of Stalingrad.

 

Hitler got run over by the Russians

at the end of April ‘forty-five.

His dreams of world conquest lay in ruins.

And few of Himmler’s thugs were still alive.

 

Now the Wehrmacht is retreating;

they’re not advancing any more,

‘cause near Kursk in western Russia

the Russians smashed their vaunted Panzer Corps.

 

The Russians now are marching westward;

they’re out to get that Nazi putz.

The German High Command is desperate

and Crazy Adolph’s just plain going nuts.

 

Hitler got run over by the Russians

at the end of April ‘forty-five.

His dreams of world conquest lay in ruins.

And few of Himmler’s thugs were still alive.

 

Now Adolph’s got the Volksturm

and they’ll give the Russians heck

using preteen boys with rifles

and an old man sitting with a panzerschreck.

 

Berlin’s lying there in ruins

and the Reds are pouring in.

Every German’s fleeing westward

in a desperate act to try and save their skin.

 

Hitler got run over by the Russians

at the end of April ‘forty-five.

His dreams of world conquest lay in ruins.

And few of Himmler’s thugs were still alive.

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