Druggie’s Fire Prevention Plan

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We all know that the flashes of inspiration that come with brainstorms can ignite the flames of imagination and light up the mind. Some people use the heat of thought to forge ideas. Others cower in fear of being burned. This is to be sung to the melody of "I’m a Yankee Doodle Dandy". It also applies to Druggie’s buddy, Drunkard.

 

Druggie is afraid of thinking, but he knows just what to do.

With thought retardant he will bomb his brain, ‘til not a spark of wit glows through.

Smokey the Bore has sent a message, to tell him what life’s all about:

    Only he can do it right

    and prevent intellection,

so Druggie has snuffed his mind dead out.

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