Adolph Hitler Went Insane Today

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This is to be sung to the tune of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus".

 

Adolph Hitler went insane today

as we stomped into his vile Reich.

He though his troops won’t bend

as his Reich they did defend,

but when we crossed the Rhine

the Wehrmacht knew it was the end.

And Hitler just kept going nuts today

as we pushed his troops out of our way.

He would curse, and scream, and yell

as we gave his soldiers Hell

when we stomped into his Reich today.

 

Crazy Adolph’s gone bananas now

‘cause he saw his fever dreams get blown away.

On his Reich the Allies shat

as they bombed his cities flat.

Stuck inside Berlin

he was trapped just like a rat.

Hitler went into a frenzy then.

On his lines his troops just would not stay.

Hitler just kept going nuts

as we spilled his soldiers’ guts

when we stomped into his Reich today.

 

Hitler went completely nuts today

as he watched his Nutzi fairyland decay.

There was nothing he could use

to fend off the bad news

that Himmler had completely failed

to exterminate the Jews.

Hitler went down in his bunker then;

he wouldn’t live to see the first of May.

Yeah, that stupid Nazi jerk

went totally berserk

as we stomped into his Reich today.

    (He sucked off his Luger)

as we stomped into his Reich today.

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