The Twelve Nights of Hallowe’en

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This is a parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas.

On the first night of Hallowe’en a monster gave to me

    A corpse hanging from an oak tree.

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On the second night of Hallowe’en a monster gave to me

    Two shrunken heads,

    and a corpse hanging from an oak tree.

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On the twelfth night of Hallowe’en a monster gave to me

    Twelve witches hexing,

    eleven zombies shambling,

    ten mummies lurching,

    nine vampires biting,

    eight ghosts a-haunting,

    seven giant spiders,

    six werewolves howling,

    five open graves,

    four hungry ghouls,

    three Jack O’Lanterns,

    two shrunken heads,

    and a corpse hanging from an oak tree.

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